Totally Legitimate Testimonials

"After receiving this package, my personal package increased by +6.45 inches in length and gained 1.05 in girth. 16 women instanty were added to my contacts to inquire my relationship status and how im so fucking fast. I am personally in mild fear of going to the track in the likely event in which I completely emarass every rider in a 19 mile radius."


"Since wearing bad touch gloves I have not crashed my mountain bike since coincidence? Not likely."


"Sorry dude, I got a deal with fox"

@conway952 ... right after we named a glove after him

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Alex, CEO